June 2024's Burgoine and Pearl-Rule reviews

Author 'Nathan Burgoine posted this simple, direct method of not getting paralyzed by the prospect of having to write reviews. The Three-Sentence Review is, as he notes, very helpful and also simple to achieve. I get completely unmanned at the idea of saying something trenchant about each book I read, when there often just isn't that much to say...now I can use this structure to say what I think is the most important idea I took away from the read and not try to dig for more.

Think about using it yourselves!

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A Champion for Tinker Creek (Tinker Creek Series #1) by D.C. Robeline

Rating: 4* of five

The Publisher Says: Master mechanic Lyle James built a successful but lonely life in Tinker Creek after rescuing his dad’s auto repair shop until an international development firm conspires with local officials to condemn the shop and steal his land.

Jose “Manny” Porter has come home to take a reporting job at the South Georgia Record, a regional newspaper where his father is publisher and editor-in-chief. As the son of a driven Anglo father and Cuban exile mother, Manny knows all about how competing parental expectations can chill efforts to even find sex—much less love.

After a night of passion, Lyle and Manny are thrown together in a fight to save Lyle’s business. Their struggles may lead to more than either expected for their community and their lives.

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My Review: Series mysteries are about the maintenance of what the Egyptian pharaohs called "Ma'at". The serious work of maintiaing the rightness of the world is in the hands of this goddess. The characters are, in the reader's mind, the vehicles for ma'at to act, so we invest in the recurring characters the most thoroughly and readily. Lyle and Manny have good chemistry, are fun to watch as they figure out the boundaries of their relationship.

Plus I agree with the politics in the story. It all adds up to a recommendation for other series-mystery readers, for left-leaning environmentally concerned readers, and those who really like having A Villain in their crime fiction.

The ebook is only $8.99. I think that is a fair price for reading pleasure received.

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Manny Porter and the Yuletide Murder (Tinker Creek Series #2) by D.C. Robeline

Rating: 4* of five

The Publisher Says: Riding a tide of success after helping his boyfriend, Lyle, save their neighborhood of Tinker Creek from predatory developers, reporter Manny Porter throws himself into his career and community activism. The last thing he expects is to discover the body of prominent research scientist Phillip Nikolaidis during a laboratory tour. Murder can strike anywhere, and all the evidence points toward Tristan DeJesus, Manny’s nineteen-year-old mentee.

Manny only has the holiday season to overcome jealous colleagues, an angry corporation, and a skeptical publisher to discover who killed Nikolaidis before the judicial system condemns an innocent man to lethal injection.

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My Review: I wasn't surprised about Manny's love, Lyle, being so very supportive of his dangerous determination to solve a tricky, twisty case until I thought about the Rules of Series Mysteries: Conflict with the spouse is supposed to be a given because it gives the writer an extra source of tension. I like this model, loving and supportive, a lot. I'm all over any story that models not accepting the corporate world's actions and excuses as valid. This story met that need and trumped it with use of the offending party's tactics against them.

Also, Christmas. I am a sucker for holiday stories. I loved that Manny and Lyle were shown to be involved in this life event as well as the crime-solving goodness. The series has a fan in me.

Bold Strokes Books wants $8.99 for this one, too, and that is very worth it.

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Devil's Chew Toy (Hayden & Friends #1) by Rob Osler

Rating: 4* of five

The Publisher Says: Seattle teacher and part-time blogger Hayden McCall wakes up in a stranger's bed alone, half-naked and sporting one hell of a shiner. Then the police come knocking on the door. It seems that Latino dancer Camilo Rodriguez has gone missing and they suspect foul play. What happened the night before? And where is Camilo?

Determined to find answers, Hayden seeks out two of Camilo's friends—Hollister and Burley—both lesbians and both fiercely devoted to their friend. From them, Hayden learns that Camilo is a "Dreamer" whose parents had been deported years earlier, and whose sister, Daniela, is presumed to have returned to Venezuela with them. Convinced that the cops won't take a brown boy's disappearance seriously, the girls join Hayden's hunt for Camilo.

The first clues turn up at Barkingham Palace, a pet store where Camilo had taken a part-time job. The store's owner, Della Rupert, claims ignorance, but Hayden knows something is up. And then there's Camilo's ex-boyfriend, Ryan, who's suddenly grown inexplicably wealthy. When Hayden and Hollister follow Ryan to a secure airport warehouse, they make a shocking connection between him and Della—and uncover the twisted scheme that's made both of them rich.

The trail of clues leads them to the grounds of a magnificent estate on an island in Puget Sound, where they'll finally learn the truth about Camilo's disappearance—and the fate of his family.

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My Review: A book about Commander would be great, please and thank you. Quozy mystery that doesn't have loads of smexytimes. As that was exactly what I wanted to read, I got my wish. The story felt more than usually contrived...the way the sleuth gets drawn in to the crime was in no way credible outside a novel...but contained so much verve and energy in its pacing that I simply could not bring myself to care about suchlike silliness.

Again this month I'm kept purring by the presence of social attitudes I share. This time the author takes on anti-queer policing attitudes and the nonsensical attitudes towards immigrants infesting our political landscape. The sleuth finds himself dealing with bullying, unsurprisingly as he's short and queer, so we get that facet of stakes-making, too. None of these are in any way added onto the story being told. Fun reading with good messaging.

Crooked Lane Books (non-affiliate Amazon link) wants $13.99...check it out of the library.

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Cirque du Slay (Hayden & Friends #2) by Rob Osler

Rating: 3.5* of five

The Publisher Says: In this rollicking mystery, perfect for fans of Steven Rowley and Elle Cosimano, the circus becomes the stage for a high-profile murder investigation.

With quirky LGBTQ+ amateur sleuths, Cirque du Slay will delight readers looking for a madcap mystery with high-flying excitement!

Pint-sized Seattle middle school teacher and gay dating blogger Hayden McCall and his best friend Hollister are invited to a fundraiser for Bakers Without Borders. The celebrity performer, Kennedy Osaka, is the artistic director of Mysterium, an upscale circus arts show combining magic, acrobatics, and a Michelin-star dinner. But Kennedy is a no-show—until she’s found dead in her hotel suite.

When frenemy Sarah Lee is discovered in the room with the body, Hayden and Hollister are on the case to find the real culprit before Sarah Lee is charged with the crime.

The suspects for the murder are as unique as Mysterium a Russian trapeze artist, a cowgirl comedian sharp-shooter, an over-cologned operations director, a feisty, green-haired costume manager, and Adrenalin!, a sexy troop of Romanian male acrobats...If Hayden and Hollister are to clear Sarah Lee of suspicion, they’ll have to outsmart a killer for whom trickery is art.

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My Review: Like the first in the series, it's very unlikely to occur in real life but it doesn't matter. Too much fun was happening to make it at all important in this quozy. I'm sure the jokes about a woman's avoidupois will put off plenty of readers but the fact is she uses them to reclaim unkindness the same way we're using "queer" these days. That's not to say the conversion is perfect...Hayden likening her to a mattress is cringey indeed...as is her being a lesbian named Burley, so be aware of this, more sensitive readers of size.

The Romanian acrobats in the circus setting are played for fun, too, but there's less to interpret in their presentation. I thought Hayden's interpolated blog posts were deployed well. Sometimes that knowing wink actually helps the context get established in the reader's mind. Entertaining fun but not as much in my wheelhouse as the first one.

Crooked Lane Books (non-affiliate Amazon link) wants $17.99...definitely check it out of the library.
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Puzzle for Two by Josh Lanyon

Rating: 3* of five

The Publisher Says: It was like those crazy detective novels he read as a kid…

Fledging PI Zachariah Davies’s wealthy and eccentric client, toymaker Alton Beacher, wants to hire an investigator who can pose as his boyfriend while figuring out who is behind the recent attempts on his life. And Zach, struggling to save the business his father built, is just desperate enough to set aside his misgivings and take the job.

But it doesn’t take long for Zach to realize all is not as it seems (and, given that it all seems pretty weird…). The only person he can turn to for help is equally struggling, equally desperate–but a whole lot more experienced–rival PI Flint Carey.

Former Marine Flint has been waiting for Zach to throw in the towel and sell whatever’s left of the Davies Detective Agency to him. Still, he’s unwillingly attracted to the game but inexperienced accountant-turned-shamus, and can’t help offering a helping hand when Zach runs into trouble.

Especially when it’s hard to imagine any worse trouble than having your client murdered.

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My Review: Fake dating, faking coming out as gay...this feels like something from the Aughties being republished a bit after its best-before date.

The men are bisexual. There's a LOT of lying around this subject. I think the banter between the men as they fall in love is what saves the read for me. A lot of time has passed, a lot of progress has been made; the cutesy-coy marketing campaign for Deadpool's 2024 film featuring superheros "playing gay" for laffs hits worse than this book's sexuality shenanigans.

But not a lot.

JustJoshin Publishing (non-affiliate Amazon link) asks you for $7.99 for an ebook.

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Come Unto These Yellow Sands by Josh Lanyon

Rating: 3* of five

The Publisher Says: Once a bad boy, the only lines Professor Sebastian Swift does these days are Browning, Frost and Cummings. When a student he helped to disappear becomes a suspect in a murder, he races to find the boy and convince him to give himself up before his police chief lover figures out he’s involved.

Max likes being lied to even less than he likes sonnets. Yet his instincts—and his heart—tell him his lover is being played. Max can forgive lies and deception, but a dangerous enemy may not stop until Swift is heading up his own dead poet’s society.

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My Review: Wow. More lies and relationship fakery...the one who allegedly puts up the barriers and resists the relationship deepening is suddenly the first to utter The Big Three? Hm. The idea of these two being together is, uhhh, unlikely; but the reason they get together does support the connection forming. Again, it's the banter that keeps me going in the book. This time the mystery is one I got invested in.

JustJoshin Publishing (non-affiliate Amazon link) wants $6.99 for an ebook.

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Fire from the Sky by Moa Backe Åstot (tr. Eva Apelqvist)

Rating: 3.5* of five

The Publisher Says: Ánte’s life has been steeped in Sami tradition. It is indisputable to him that he, an only child, will keep working with the reindeer. But there is something else too, something tugging at him. His feelings for his best friend Erik have changed, grown into something bigger. What would people say if they knew? And how does Erik feel? And Erik’s voice just the push of a button away. Ánte couldn’t answer, could he? But how could he ignore it?

Fire From the Sky is a sharp and intelligent story about heritage, family ties and age-old commitments to the past. But also about expectations, compassion, feelings that course through your body like electricity.

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My Review: It is very much an intelligent story, and one with 15-plus-appropriate explorations of desire (WITHOUT consummation). As one would expect, it's angsty as all get-out. I was very interested in the Sámi people's culture as presented here. I now know more about reindeer than I ever suspected I didn't know before.

I was less convinced about the boys' separate characters. I think something missing in a lot of YA for my reading taste is that very sense of separate *personhood* not simply different dialogue tags. I sometimes lost track of Erik or Ánte being the speaker. That feels like a quibble as I write it...so, on balance, a "yes, but" recommendation for the Elizabeth Acevedo or MT Anderson reader.

Levine Querido asks $19.99 for a hardcover.

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This space is dedicated to Nancy Pearl's Rule of 50, or "the Pearl Rule" as I've always called it. After realizing five times in December 2021 alone that I'd already Pearl-Ruled a book I picked up on a whim, I realized how close my Half-heimer's is getting to the full-on article. Hence my decision to track my Pearls!

As she says:

People frequently ask me how many pages they should give a book before they give up on it. In response to that question, I came up with my “rule of fifty,” which is based on the shortness of time and the immensity of the world of books. If you’re fifty years of age or younger, give a book fifty pages before you decide to commit to reading it or give it up. If you’re over fifty, which is when time gets even shorter, subtract your age from 100—the result is the number of pages you should read before making your decision to stay with it or quit.

So this space will be each month's listing of Pearl-Ruled books. Earlier Pearl-Rule posts will be linked below the current month's crop.

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Normporn: Queer Viewers and the TV That Soothes Us by Karen Tongson
PEARL RULED @ 33%

Rating: 3* of five

The Publisher Says: An irreverent look at the love-hate relationship between queer viewers and mainstream family TV shows like Gilmore Girls and This Is Us

After personal loss, political upheaval, and the devastation of the COVID-19 pandemic, many of us craved a return to business as usual, the mundane, the middlebrow. We turned to TV to find these things. For nearly forty years, network television has produced a constant stream of “cry-along” sentimental-realist dramedies designed to appeal to liberal, heterosexual, white America. But what makes us keep watching, even though these TV series inevitably fail to reflect who we are?

Revisiting soothing network dramedies like Parenthood,Gilmore Girls, This Is Us, and their late-80s precursor, thirtysomething, Normporn mines the nuanced pleasures and attraction-repulsion queer viewers experience watching liberal family-centric shows. Karen Tongson reflects on how queer cultural observers work through repeated declarations of a “new normal” and flash lifestyle trends like “normcore,” even as the absurdity, aberrance, and violence of our culture intensifies. Normporn allows us to process how the intimate traumas of everyday life depicted on certain TV shows―of love, life, death, and loss―are linked to the collective and historical traumas of their contemporary moments, from financial recessions and political crises to the pandemic.

Normporn asks, what are queers to do―what is anyone to do, really―when we are forced to confront the fact of our own normalcy, and our own privilege, inherited or attained? The fantasies, the utopian impulses, and (paradoxically) the unreality of sentimental realist TV drama creates a productive tension that queer spectators in particular take pleasure in, even as―or precisely because―it lulls us into a sense of boredom and stability that we never thought we could want or have.

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My Review: By the time I bailed we were still defining terms. Okay, it's an academic book; did it have to be tedious as well? I wish it had been *bad* because I could just ignore it completely.

Not for the distracted or casual reader. I tried three times to get past a third of the way in and could not make it up the hill. I was obviously not the right reader, or did not get to it at the right time. The subject interests me a lot. Well, it will still be on my Kindle if I decide to try again.

NYU Press only wants $9.99 for the Kindlebook.