CLAN RATHSKELLER (Iron Druid Chronicles #0.5)
KEVIN HEARNE
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Rating: 4* of five
The Publisher Says: This is a free short story that takes place ten months before the events of Hounded, the first book in the Iron Druid Chronicles.
My Review: Atticus gets naked in a Christmas-packed Tempe mall, helps Santa's elves (who're actually gnomes on a vendetta) get revenge against a kobold (did you know that Pompeii was destroyed because some kobolds were ticked at a local wizard? neither me, ain't history grand), and kills a faery with a pickup truck.
Oberon, meanwhile, pines for a sandwich, a muffin, some sausage...anything! Anything! Hungry!!
Eighteen pages, maybe 15 minutes to read, and a goodly amount of snorting, giggling, and musing on how much I wish this reality was the one I lived in.
